It's All Random In My Head...

Female, 37, polymath.
Relishes English candy, unique typography, 50's atomic age, the smell of cinnamon, flash fiction and short stories, plaid, argyle, monocles, chubby animals,
the art of the handlebar moustache, the London Underground, vintage large letter postcards, unusual randomness, Top Gear, Have I Got News For You, middle aged boys, Squidward Tentacles, one hit wonders, and letterboxing.

Some of the above will be featured, and some things which have not be mentioned will be brought to light.

I am also responsible for Shoutius Loudius: Daily Jeremy Clarkson

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Quote reblogged from Red Scharlach Points At Interesting Things
Of all the irritating “Keep Calm” bastardisations, the most irritating of all is the one that reads “Keep Calm and Eat a Cupcake”. Cupcakes used to be known as fairy cakes, until something happened a few years ago. I don’t know what the thing was, because I wasn’t paying attention. All I know is that suddenly middle-class tosspoles everywhere were holding artisan cupcakes aloft and looking at them and pointing and making cooing sounds and going on and bloody on about how much they loved them. I wouldn’t mind, but cupcakes are bullshit. And everyone knows it.

Charlie Brooker on new year’s resolutions, and cupcakes. (via guardian)

Amen to this!

Cupcakes are completely overrated. And that’s spoken from a pastry chef!
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  Also, macarons. Goodness knows I love France and French food and all of these things, but Ladurée macarons have become...
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  Amen to this! Cupcakes are completely overrated. And that’s spoken from a pastry chef!
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  Now picturing a manip of Rafiki holding up a cupcake instead of Simba. Not giving cupcakes that much time out of my day...
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